Hot Tub
By: Pi-Zero

Dan and Mark were chilling in the hot tub. They’d worked out together and it was now late in the evening. They’d already polished off quite a few beers and were well into Dan’s stash of weed. Both were flying high on every level, and the weed had them loosened up and horny as hell. Dan laughed, seeing Mark’s boner start to poke up out of the water, “Dude, this reminds me of last week when I was here with Josh.”

Mark cocked his head, curious where this could be leading, Dan told some wild stories when he was trashed, “Yeah?”

Dan’s eyes sort of glazed over, “Yeah, bro, it was so awesome. The best. Damn, we were sitting in the tub like you and I are now. This had to be the fuckin’ best weed ever, dude. We were so high we could barely see straight, so relaxed the world just sort of floated by. Damn it was awesome. I felt like my whole body was jello… well except that part! Yeah, we were both fucking hard as rocks under the water, you know how we all get. And both of us were just kinda sitting there waiting to see who’d offer first. Ya know, nothing real gay or nothin’ just a buddy helping a buddy out for a little help in return when the chicks are pulling their damn headgames.

Well Josh got up on the side of the tub like, ya know? Bastard was just gonna sit and taunt me, dude. Well you know me, I can’t keep my damn dick under control, so I was gonna break first.

But here’s the weird thing, bro. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ Josh just dangle his feet in the tub and damnit but every fuckin’ time I’d look at those feet my dick would throb, man, and my mouth would water! You know, bud, like when you’re about to eat out a fuckin’ hot girl and you know she’s gonna give it up after? Fuck it freaked me out, man! But that wasn’t the worst! All I could think about was how fucking hot it would be to suck on those toes. DAMN! You know Josh’s fuckin’ nasty ass stinky feet! I musta been pretty fucked up on that shit, ‘cause the next thing I know I’m lookin’ up at Josh and saying, ‘Hey man, don’t take this the wrong way’er nothin’ but… can I uh… suck your toes, Bro?’

And holy shit, Josh must have been as fucked up on that shit as I was, ‘cause he said, ‘Sure bro, ‘s long as you get up here and help me out when you’re done getting off on my rank feet!’

And what do ya know? I did. I slid right over to him and started going to town on his fucking foot. Wierdest fucking thing ever, man. His foot tasted so hot and fuckin’ manly. I don’t know what the hell was goin’ on in my head, but I was hard as a fucking ROCK, dude. And Josh was too, man, he was all over that shit, groanin’ and moanin’! Damn you would have thought he was boning the entire cheerleading squad! I think he was just getting off on a big dude like me basically worshipping his duds!

So there I am, with the toes of his foot crammed in my mouth, freakin’ out. And as I said, we were wasted, and I mean TOASTED. Well it was right then, with half of Josh’s damn foot in my mouth when the munchies hit like a fucking pickup truck in the head. My stomach growled like I hadn’t fed it in a damn MONTH, dude. And all of a sudden Josh’s fuckin’ foot starts to taste even better man. Like I was just riding the edge of the high before and this was the real fucking thing. That musky taste was like fucking ambrosia, man. I had to have more, taste more, now! I put Josh’s feet together, one on top of the other and went to town on both feet. All ten toes in my mouth, dude, I musta looked like a real fag there, bud!

But there was no one there but Josh anyways, and he was enjoyin’ it too much to say anything. Besides, I was WAY too horny to fucking care at that point. So anyways, I’m suckin’ on Josh’s toes but it’s not enough man. I get my tongue out and I can just taste the sole of his foot where I haven’t drooled all over it yet. So I just kinda push forwards so my tongue can reach that awesome flavor some more, ya know? But then, my tongue tasted MORE, on Josh’s heel, right? So I reached to try to get more of that flavor again and before I knew what was happening, I felt my lips around both of Josh’s ANKLES, dude! That weed must have been HEAVY stuff to get my muscles relaxed like that, huh?

So there I am sucking on Josh’s entire FEET man, happy as a clam jackin’ my dick off under the water. But then the weirdest fucking thing happens. Josh decides to grab his nuts while he’s jacking off and stretches his legs out. Of course his feet are in my mouth, bud, and I’m not ready or anything so when he stretches his toes cram right into my throat, man!

Well you know what happens when you stick somethin’ too far into your mouth, man? Either ya gag or you gulp? Well, damned if I didn’t gulp. And double damned if Josh’s feet didn’t slide right down! Fuck man, my lips were all wrapped around his thick calves and my mouth was full of Josh flavor and it musta triggered something. Maybe it was the flavor, maybe it was Josh’s feet in my throat makin’ my gut think I was eatin’ something, but my stomach let out the fucking biggest growl I have ever heard.

I didn’t even think about what I was doing, man. My stomach said, ‘food’ and I just swallowed. Damn, I felt Josh’s feet slip down my throat, and the stretch felt so fucking good man, and it was so easy! I must have stopped for a second, ‘cause my stomach got impatient and growled again, real loud. You know, somewhere in my brain I knew this was impossible, I had to be hallucinating it all, but at that moment, I didn’t give a shit.

Josh’s calves tasted like the best damn chicken legs I’d ever had. So I swallowed hard and just slid up over his knees like I was some freaky snake or something. God it felt so good, I just had to have more.

And Josh? Well he wasn’t paying much attention. Must have been pretty satisfied with himself for getting me to break first. He had his head back and eyes closed, groaning as he double fisted his dick. My tongue on his legs must have felt real good, ‘cause he didn’t notice as I gulped again and got the bottoms of his thigh’s into my mouth.

I could feel his feet pushin’ against the bottom of my stomach and damn but didn’t it feel so good? Shit I felt like I was just starting the stretch in a big thanksgiving glut. You know the feeling, man? When you’re stuffed and it just feels so damn good, so right? Well that’s how this felt. And I just wanted more.

So I kept workin’ my way up Josh’s legs, pulling those big hams into my mouth. Damn, tasted like hams too. I could feel my throat stretching out around them as his knees slid into my gut. And damn but I was like a fucking rock under the water the whole damn time.

Ya know I guess I’m glad Josh’s got a big dick so he was double fisting, otherwise I might’ve had some trouble. I knew he was gonna figure out what was happening… well I guess I didn’t really think about what was happening, when my fucking huge mouth hit his busy hands. So I got myself all built up, ya know? Just like when you’re about to do a killer squat on your max weight? Huffed through my nose a little then just reached up, grabbed Josh’s hips and gulped, right when I pulled.

Crammed his big meaty butt right in, along with his big dick, nuts, and both his hands. All in one go, dude, it was awesome. Now Josh’s ass was right on my tongue, dude. Gross, don’t you think? But here’s the thing, it wasn’t. It was like the best fucking steak ever. My mouth was watering all over the place, drooling like a motherfucker. And I could feel his butt clenching under his skin, man it was WILD!

Josh shoulda freaked out then, but I guess he was so jacked up from jocking off, and my mouth felt good on his dick, no matter how it got there, that instead of freaking out, he started humpin’ the top of my mouth! He was groaning and moaning, humping away, even though both his hands and his whole ass was in my mouth!

I wasn’t really thinking about that though. I just wanted more in my gut. But with him distracted I just kinda pushed forwards and he tipped off the edge of the tub and his butt sank into my throat.

Now let me tell you, bud, there ain’t NOTHING like the feel of a dude’s ass just stretching your throat out, flexing as he tries to fuck, his legs filling up your gut. Damn I thought I’d jizz right there. But I didn’t.

That was about when Josh came in the back of my throat. Roaring and arching his back. It must have been some orgasm the way he shook and yelled. I gulped again, and his jizz kinda slicked him up a little. I got him in to his pecs then, and all I could think was, ‘Damn those look tasty, big slabs of grade A beef.’

I think that’s when Josh realized what was actually going on. He started to totally freak out, ‘Dude, man, lemme go! What the hell, I’m your BUD, dude! You gotta let me out! This is freaky! It’s fuckin’ crazy man!”

But I wasn’t listening to him, man, I was only listening to my gut and my dick. And both said I had to get Josh into my gut, NOW. So instead of letting him out I grabbed his shoulders and stood up, makin’ a line straight down.

Josh’s shoulders were the hard part. Had to reach up and cram ‘em down. You know how wide his back was, right? God but it tasted good, flexing against my tongue, my throat and my stretched out gut. FUCK, man.

Josh was cryin’ and beggin’ now. Promised me just about everything, sex, girls, money, you name it. But I didn’t want any of it, all I wanted was him in my gut. So I leaned back, opened up my throat and gulped. Josh’s begging was cut off as his head just slid down into my throat. A couple more swallows and I could feel him get forced completely into my stomach.

Oh my god, I thought I was high before, but this, this was a whole new high. It was like liquid power pumped right into my VEINS, man. I leaned back on the side of the tub, looking down on my HUGE gut sticking out. I could see Josh fighting in there, and FEEL him stretching at the walls. And I CAME, dude. Damn I fucking exploded all over, right across the tub, and all over my Josh-gut.

And I could fucking HEAR him in there, yelling to get out as I kept cummin’ for ever. God DAMN, man, you have no fucking idea how amazing it felt! And when I finally came down a little, I lay back in that tub and ran my hands over that huge bulge. Josh was still fighting, but I knew he wasn’t getting out unless I let him. I thought about it too, ya know. I mean he was a bud, right? But he wasn’t the best bud, and a lot of the time he didn’t return the favor for a blowjob, right? And then there was the time he stole my girl… nah, he felt so fucking good in there, why let him out?

I lay back in the tub and let out a HUGE ass belch. Damn, I sweat it echoed off the trees, man. And Josh started kicking up another storm, musta felt his air leavin. And what do you know I started cummin’ again, after I thought my balls were all drained!

Another belch and Josh kinda slowed down. I patted the big bulge, “Yeah, not so cocky now, are you, Joshy-boy? Oooh yeah.” I fell asleep right there in the tub, with Josh filling up my gut. And damn I had the weirdest fucking dreams. Must have been all the testosterone I was absorbing, you know? Damn, I probably came in my sleep too. I think I dreamed about swallowing like every guy I know.

And when I woke up? Dude, Josh was totally gone. Couldn’t even see a fucking BULGE in my ripped abs! But holy shit did I have to take a dump! Practically ran for the back and practically overflowed the toilet. Just barely managed to get it down without clogging! Damn… it was fucking WILD, man, fucking WILD.”

Mark looked at Dan, “Shit man, that was the weirdest fucking story you’ve ever come up with. But damn if it didn’t get me fucking hard… thinkin’ about Josh getting taken down, he always kind of a jerk… or maybe that’s just the weed, eh? Hey man, I’ll do you if you do me, cool man?”

Dan nodded hazily, lifting up to sit on the edge of the tub, legs hanging into the water. His dick was dribbling down the side, whether from the fantasy or the weed, who knew, and who cared?

Mark slid across the tub, between Dan’s thick legs and gently took the tip of Dan’s throbbing manhood into his mouth. Dan groaned deeply, head back and eyes closed. He leaned back, pushing down a little on Mark’s head. It was a well known secret that Mark would happily do more than ‘necessary’ when helping out a buddy, and he didn’t disappoint now, trailing his tongue down the underside of Dan’s cock and over his balls. He paused for a second when Dan groaned, “Lick my ass, dude.” But dove in when Dan moaned again with pleasure.

Dan was lost in a sea of weed, alcohol, pleasure, and hormones. Mark’s tongue felt amazing down there, and he was feeling a familiar churning in his gut. He smiled hazily and wrapped his legs around Mark’s head, pulling him closer as he let himself relax…

The End